Dear Attractive, Multilingual, Sweater Vest-Wearing Renaissance Man:

You're cute. Hurry up and come into my life. Take me out for chai. Pleeeease like good music and the same movies as me. Introduce me to and teach me new things. Get my random sense of humor, match my wit, track with me when no one else does. Help me not take life so seriously all the time. And please, for Pete's sake, BE GOOD AT MATH. One of us has to. Heck, you can be one of those guys that's good at everything, I don't mind, just respect my writing. And respect and love me. Be good-natured and full of laughter. Show me how to dance. Pursue me and lead me the way a man should, the way only the right man can.